guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
“Ooh that abandoned theme park looks cool, let’s go!”
“Ok, so who died again?”
what is the most slippery country in the world
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.