malcolmsex:

just got that brand new xbox one

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creatingaquietmind:

dang-letsadventure:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Omg

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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cassbutt:

i canT STO P LAUGHGING

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king-of-the-crosshoes:

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

Then
“Ooh that abandoned theme park looks cool, let’s go!”

Now
“Ok, so who died again?”

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lizziemcjagger:

lizziemcjagger:

what is the most slippery country in the world

greece

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chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

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itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

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